Having two large dogs I can identify with this poor man.

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> From: Rick Warner <warner@ionsys.com>
> 
> Poor old Fluffy...
> 
> 
> Sometimes you get funny stuff from your friends. I've got a buddy, owns a
> German shepherd. The people next door to him
> own one of those goofy white rabbits they keep in a cage. He came home
one
> Saturday, and his dog is running around the
> yard WITH THIS RABBIT in his mouth. The rabbit has mud on it, it's got
dog
> spit on it, IT IS DEAD. Instead of being a man
> and telling the people what happened, he panicked. He took the rabbit
away
> from the dog, took it in the house, washed it off
> with soap and water, and dried it with a hair dryer. (No pun intended,
> there.) He waited until it got dark, snuck the rabbit back
> over next door, put it in the cage like it had a heart attack, and locked
> the door. A few days later he was out in his yard, and
> he saw the lady from next door. She came over to the fence and said, "I
> guess you heard what happened."
> He said, "Naw, what?"
> She said, "We have had a death in our family."
> He said, "Who died?"
> She said, "Fluffy. And the weird thing was, after we buried him, somebody
> digged him back up and put him back in his cage." 
> 